Thursday, September 30, 2010

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Baby Names!

Okay, I don't have a lot of baby names but, I do have a lot of goats. I am accepting baby names already. I am thinking Bellatrix Le Strange (or Bella) for a strange or odd, looking baby girl and Captain Hook comes to mind when thinking about a boy.... Odd, I have no clue why that would be...
But I believe in babies getting and earning their own names, Lily and Jaimy came from their magical appearance in this world. Therefore, Lily and James Potter, magic, Harry Potter, magic, Hogwarts, magic... Peter was from the Peter Pan theme and Prancer was prancing around so much after he was born... I'm sure lot's of baby goats do that but, being one of the first baby goats I had seen since I was about, oh, let's say three or four, it just seemed spectacular for something so new, so barely loved, to be able to do that, I know that I sound kind of Lovey-Dovey or something, but that was how it seemed at the time, it was just so amazing to me. So, ending on that note would probably be a good idea so I don't start doing it again. Baby names! Hurry! Get them in while you still can!!!

Monday, September 27, 2010

Sunday, September 26, 2010


This is our next guest on, As the Goat Turns.

Marnax Says.

Today on our (almost) weekly show, we are interviewing Marnax Gatnom, my brother.

So, Marnax, What is your favorite food?

What is your favorite drink?
Mountain Dew Throwback. Yummy.
(Hmmm, I think that it looks like pee. -Lily)

What is your view on todays world, as opposed to tomorrows?
Well, I can't really tell about tomorrows world, mainly as, I haven't seen it yet. Otherwise, goat farms should be more common.

So, you like goats?
Yeah, I do, they are awesome.

Are they your favorite animal?
Yeah, but cats are a close second.

Do you like dogs?
Kind of, I don't want one as a pet though.

Have you ever owned a dog?
No. You should know that.

Because you are my sister! We live in the same house!

So, I'm related to you?
*Bashes head on table*

See you next time on, As the Goat Turns.

Purple... *Passes out*

Next time on, As the Goat Turns, we will be interviewing a croc from the popular comic strip, Pearls before Swine.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Well thats to bad

Aww man, no babies yet, don't we all love babies? They are just so cute, you always want to pick them up and squeeze them and call them George! Not really. I'm trying to get my brother to help me put some baby Lily pictures from our other computer on the jump drive so I can get them on this computer. Tut-tut (it looks like rain!).

Tuesday, September 21, 2010


Well, I think I may be mistaken. Uhura hasn't had babies yet. She's still in with Lily for now, but she's not doing anything. My brother thought he heard her "baby talking" to the babies but that was an hour or two ago, so just sitting here waiting to go check on her again.

Monday, September 20, 2010


Uh-oh, Tink, you're in big trouble.

Looks like Tink and Uhura went and renewed their vows... again.

I came outside to let the girls out and I get to Uhura and I was petting her back then I thought it felt a bit soft, so I felt her ligaments and then, I quote, "Oh, no Uhura, you've lost your ligaments." I may be completely mistaken but, I don't think so. So now she's in the nursery with Lily. Please note that this was not Lily's idea.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

When you hear the bell you will fall asleep...


My Human fell asleep in my pen today, it was so funny! She was already sitting down so I kept shoving her and standing on her so she laid down and then I laid down by her and we fell asleep in the middle of the day! Then her father woke her up and she had to go. She has a soccer game today. She got to take two pictures of me before the batteries on the camera died, she forgot to check them!

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

The Chickens Are So Very Helpful

Look what the chickens did for me! You know when you're shaking the bits of straw apart? I hate doing that so I got some corn and sprinkled it on the bits of straw and called the chickens so they all came running and then they tore up the straw for me! How nice.

My human is trying to adjust me to living in this house with the big girls. I don't like it in here, they head-butt me a lot. I had had to sleep in there the whole night last night! I like to sleep in the nursery where I was born. It's nice and quiet in there and no one tries to kill you.

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Lily Says. Continued

Ahem, sorry about that. Lily has calmed down enough that we can continue.

So, Lily, what is your favorite food?
Oh, apple fritters definitely.

How old are you?
Oh, about 5 months.

So you always begin your sentences with "Oh,"?
Oh, I don't know, Sometimes.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Friday, September 10, 2010

Lily Says

Hi, Tayet here, today our guest on "As the Goat Turns" is Lily the Goat. Next week our guest will be Marnax, my brother.

Q: So, Lily, how do you feel about the environment?
A: I feel that... wait, did you say environment? What about leaves?! What about justice?! Truth?! Loyalty?! I want a lawyer! I want a doctor! I want an apple fritter!

Peter, Prancer and Jaimy/Brownie, Hugo and Ziggy

Do you people remember Peter, Prancer and Jaimy? I emailed the people I sold them to and look what they sent me! They renamed them all, Peter is Brownie, Prancer is Hugo and Jaimy is Ziggy. From right to left is Jaimy, Prancer then Peter. They also wethered them.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

The goat are seriously in the garden...

Naughty Tinkerbell! (But not you Lily, you were just following your dad.) Okay, so this morning my dad wakes me up to put the goats out like usual and then I'm eating breakfast and my dad goes outside to the garage and then screams into the house something about the goats being in the garden. I have to put some socks on before I can go out because I have a blister from running 3.2 miles yesterday, my kid sister follows me and starts yakking about how all the goats may have gotten out I really started sweating then, so I get outside and it's just Tink I relax a lot. Then I just tie him up and go on my merry way putting the girls out.

Monday, September 6, 2010


Oops! I forgot about Tinkerbell when I posted about all the goats!

Tinky has gone into his yearly rut, he will get off the tether or head-butt his door open then he will go moon around the girls pen, this is bad cause I don't particularly like the idea of unplanned pregnancies.