Friday, December 17, 2010

Just This Joke I Love

Okay, so this guy is making a really nice dinner for him and his girlfriend. They are Just about to sit down and eat when the doorbell rings. The guy gets up and answers it, it's a snail wanting to know if he wants to buy a magazine subscription. He's really mad because the snail interrupted their dinner, so he hauls back and kicks the snail to the end of the driveway. He sits back down and finishes dinner. Two years go by and him and his girlfriend get married and have a baby girl. Then one day when his wife and baby are at the doctor. There is a knock at the door. He answers and it's the snail. The snail takes one look at him and says, "What the heck was that for?!".

2 comments:

Millie said...

That made me chuckle so hard I almost re-swallowed my cud.

Pricilla said...

haha
Any kids yet?